After the concert of G.U.B.,
I met a girl, she seemed so nice to me.
She said: “come to my place I wanna fuck You and do something new with You…”
Uhm… what do You wanna do?
Wanna lick my dick, suck my cock?
Cook your cock – What? – That’s a joke… No…
She was a witch, she was a bitch;
Spoiled and crazy because she was rich…
“Blah Blah Blah”, with the satanic magic she had
Her basement was full of dead guys,
She loved to cut dicks then burn those “toys”
But I was ready, my sword by my side:
(x3) Penis Barbecue… durudurudu
And from the distance came a floatin’ smell of a burnin’ penis…
… oh my god that’s my penis…
I fought hard with my sword in my hand.
I killed that bitch for the glory and now there is an end.
I saw a rabbit dragon, a diamond castle and a wizard having sex with seven dwarves…
Let’s cry “Warriors… warriors of the world!!!”
…oh my god that’s my penis…
sezione strumentale (Penis Dance)
Last thing I remember I was running for the door,
I had to find the exit to the bar…
And in the master’s chambers
they gathered for…
what the fuck am I saying???
Hotel California… ahua!
Now that you know
I’m the hero of the dicks of the world… hail, hail to the king of the dicks…
Yes, this is my story,
I free the world from that bitch for glory…
and for the freedom
of the whole mankind.